Bucket List

Terwilliger Bucket List

  1. Watch Blade Runner without falling asleep.
  2. Successfully hit on one of those Jesus busker ladies.
  3. Sing for a band whose lyrics necessitate frequent use of the word “baby”.
  4. Figure out who the fuck’s yellow junker is always parked out front of my building.
  5. See Jesus’s face when he comes back and sees what we’ve been up to for the past 2000 years.
  6. Afford a house in Los Angeles county.
  7. Own an Apple laptop that doesn’t bake my crotch at 1000 degrees Fahrenheit.
  8. See a band play without having to look at the 1000 picture taking cell phones between me and the band.