Terwilliger Bucket List
- Watch Blade Runner without falling asleep.
- Successfully hit on one of those Jesus busker ladies.
- Sing for a band whose lyrics necessitate frequent use of the word “baby”.
- Figure out who the fuck’s yellow junker is always parked out front of my building.
- See Jesus’s face when he comes back and sees what we’ve been up to for the past 2000 years.
- Afford a house in Los Angeles county.
- Own an Apple laptop that doesn’t bake my crotch at 1000 degrees Fahrenheit.
- See a band play without having to look at the 1000 picture taking cell phones between me and the band.